I normally would not stoop so low to ask you for a favor, but do you think you could possibly remove that idiot from my couch?

Just because you think it is cute, doesn't mean I do. Now get it away from me.

This chic thinks she can smack me and get away with it.



Your ass is mine.


That's right! You BETTER run!

I'm thinking maybe I should just go ahead and kill myself and end this humiliation

...and these people wonder why I vomit on their carpet

I started this blog a long time ago, and then got too pissed to keep writing for a while. I'm back now. So many things have made me mad. I don't even know where to begin...